What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 17.06.2025 05:10
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Freaks and Cheeks
Another attempt resulted in ...
In your humble opinion, why does the narcissist mistake kindness for weakness in some people?
Nuts and Butts
Catatonics & High Colonics
No way
What is your favourite colour and why?
Then came..
So, the docs changed it to read
share office space ...
Who are your 5 or so favorite Quora people?
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Still no good
No go.
What are some fun/kinky things to do with your partner?
Thumbs down again.
Minds and Behinds
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Everyone loved it.
No, not a chance
If a cat is feminine in German, what article do you give to a male cat?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Next, they tried...
What are you wearing under your clothes today?
Just Forget it!
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
How come Taiwan is LGBT friendly, yet Japan and South Korea are not?
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
They put up a sign reading
Still no good.
Does having the wrong address on my car insurance invalidate my policy?
Loons and Moons
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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Who are the archers in Genesis 49:23?
So they tried
Unacceptable again!
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Democrats be honest, how many of you were wishing that Musk rescue space flight blew up?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Hysterias & Posteriors
Specializing in Odds & Ends.